dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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celestial-sexhair:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

tOOOOM

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